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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 23:57
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
share office space ...
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading